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Handcrafted Goat Milk Skincare

WARNING: The use of quality Goat Milk Soap and Goat Milk Skincare Products can be addictive. There is a very good chance that once you go goat, you’ll never go back. We’re serious… we’ve seen it happen. You can’t say you haven’t been warned.

At Boring Goats our mission is simple – provide superior goat milk products, superior value and superior service, while paying it forward as we do.

Now before you move on, we ask that you do us and your favorite organ (your skin!) just one little favor. I promise this will only take a minute, less if you can speed read.

  1. Follow this link to your “Why choose Boring Goats?” page and learn why Boring Goats will earn the right to be your goat milk skincare provider.
  2. Read the entire page (and no, you don’t have to write a book report).

When you’re done, please feel free to move on to our products, back to your Facebook page, or (if you really must) leave to view other sites featuring nameless, anonymous goats: goats that may not care about you. Sad, I know… but it’s a real possibility.

Free shipping on Goat Milk Skincare… free is a very good price

At Boring Goats we hate to see the high cost of shipping come between you and the unique benefits of genuine Goat Milk skincare. To offer a little relief we are happy to offer two painless shipping options:

-Free domestic “USPS Priority” shipping! Simply spend $50 or more and the shipping is on us.

-Any domestic order under $50 ships “USPS Priority” shipping for only $6.20!

Take advantage of these special offers and explore our product pages to see additional money saving offers.

Jaxon’s Product of the Month!

Each month, Jaxon will share with you his pick of the month below. Who knows what he’ll pick, but we’re sure it will be good… because his taste is impeccable for his age! And to celebrate his (and your) good taste, Jaxon’s Pick will be on sale for the entire month!


Aloha!  Two years ago, my parents took me to this magical place called Kauai… and I cannot wait to go back.  Putting my toes in the sand… playing in the ocean… and all those roosters… what more could a boy want!?  Since “apparently” we can’t just hop on an airplane and go… I guess this will do for now.  Enjoying Tropical Beaches lotion until the day I get to go back to this little piece of paradise.


  • Goat Milk Lotion – “Tropical Beaches”

    A blend of tropical scents come together to take you away to a tropical beach... Think of it as an all inclusive resort in a bottle. Cabana boy not included.  
    $5.75$10.50 $5.00$10.00 More Details



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